What is rock!?
a) Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapist's van.
b) Denim-clad satanists making love in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher's prime.
c) Rock is meeting the Grim Reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine.
d) Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dog or of a man.
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